”After 45 years in the makeup business, you learn a few secrets… Always wear hair, always wear teeth.”
— Doris, an elderly makeup lady, on The Critic
<p.''If I wrote about honest lawyers, I wouldn't be able to give the books away.''
— John Grisham, defending his sleazy-attorney characters to Katie Couric, on Now
”Doing a nude photo is like getting a tattoo… It can come back to haunt you unless you take your time and do it right.”
— Supermodel and Playboy pinup Stephanie Seymour, on MTV’s House of Style
”If pretty were the only thing that mattered, then they would only count swishes.”
— Ex-New York Knick Sen. Bill Bradley (D-N.J.), defending his former team’s ”ugly” playing style to NBC’s Bob Costas