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Sound Bites: The week's best TV Quotes

TV’s funniest lines from June 3 to 9

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He’s Mr. Culkin. My meal ticket.
Daniel Stern on the possibility of Macaulay Culkin’s returning for a third Home Alone, to David Letterman

It’s not a bad place as far as getting stuff for your kids.
Renaissance Man director Penny Marshall on working for Disney, to Conan O’Brien

Well, maybe I’m off-base because I wasn’t really listening while the chick was talking.
Dennis Miller trying to summarize his interview with NOW president Patricia Ireland

Nobody told me Chevy Chase was hosting tonight. I’m very careful about my career.
Charles Grodin, acting chagrined as he accepted his award for funniest supporting male in a film, on the American Comedy Awards