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TV’s funniest lines from May 7, 1994

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”Look, I liked being virgins with you, okay, I really did. But I can’t keep that going anymore. I’m pregnant. I’m married.”Andrea (Gabrielle Carteris) to Donna (Tori Spelling), on Beverly Hills, 90210

”Unless it’s lined with lead, Lois, it’s a waste of time.”Superman (Dean Cain) telling a negligee-clad Lane (Teri Hatcher) not to bother with a robe, on Lois & Clark

”The reason I slide headfirst is because I keep the tobacco in my back pocket.”Philadelphia Phillies troublemaker Lenny Dykstra, to Jay Leno

”I should (be able to translate), man. But it’s not in spray paint.”Comedian Paul Rodriguez, trying to read the letter written in Spanish and left for him by the previous night’s guest Fran Drescher, on Later