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TV’s funniest lines from April 30, 1994

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”There’s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?”
-Dick Cavett, mocking the TV-violence debate on CNBC’s Talk Back America II

”A nice gesture A five-day waiting period to get a handgun. You have to get on a longer waiting list than that to buy Aladdin at Blockbuster.”
-Dennis Miller on the Brady bill, on his new HBO show

”Let me tell you something, you need all the friends you can get right now.”
-A startled Jay Leno, when Tom Arnold referred to him as Dave

”There’s going to be two things in (Madison Square) Garden that’s black today: you and the puck.”
-Ernie (John Amos) to his son, who’s on his way to a hockey game, on 704 Hauser