Entertainment Weekly


Stay Connected


Advertise With Us

Learn More

Skip to content



The funniest TV lines from the week of April 22, 1994

Posted on

Can you imagine? How dumb is that? ‘I think I’ll stalk Frank Sinatra’s daughter. What do you think? Good idea? Bad idea? Hmmm, maybe I’ll bug Manson’s parents.’ ”
-Martin Short on James Farentino’s admitted stalking of ex- girlfriend Tina Sinatra, to Jay Leno

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger…or puts you on a talk show.”
-Carrie Fisher to Charlie Rose

You may be the only living American to have ever high-fived the first lady.”
-Letterman to Matt Kramer, who was congratulated by Hillary Clinton after nabbing two home-run balls on opening day in Wrigley Field

Another thing Tom would never do (is) name his daughter Dorothy knowing damn well she had to grow up in Kansas.”
-Dorothy (Alison LaPlaca) to her dad, on Tom