April 15, 1994 at 04:00 AM EDT

”You have to be very careful with pigs in the sun-(or) you end up with breakfast.” -Larry King Live guest host Kermit the Frog to Hulk Hogan, who invited caller Miss Piggy to appear on Thunder in Paradise in a yellow and red polka-dot bikini

”I don’t have a gut. I have contours.” –Frasier (Kelsey Grammer) on his middle-age spread, on Frasier

”If Hillary Clinton did that by herself, she ought to be going to Pimlico and betting the horses.” –The McLaughlin Group‘s Jack Germond, on the First Lady’s success trading cattle futures

”Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires!” –Homer, urging Bart to take a money prize in a radio contest, on The Simpsons

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