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Sound Bites: The week's best TV Quotes

Sound Bites: The week’s best TV Quotes — TV’s funniest lines from March 26-March 31

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”God, are we rough on our boyfriends or what?”
Jo (Daphne Zuniga), who killed Reed (James Wilder), to Alison (Courtney Thorne-Smith), whose ex, Keith (William R. Moses), killed himself, on Melrose Place

”Define boorishness.”
Bobby Knight, responding to a question from Bob Costas, on Now

”You’re a very angry woman, Ms. Brown. You should see somebody…but not me.”
Dr. Bob Hartley (Bob Newhart), on Murphy Brown, when he comes to hire back secretary Carol Kester Bondurant (Marcia Wallace) from her new job with Murphy

”All this just to go see Cabin Boy!”
Gaby (Gaby Hoffmann) on losing phone privileges for sneaking out to the movies, on Someone Like Me