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Knights

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In the barren wasteland of the future (actually gorgeous Utah), a ruling tribe of vampirish cyborgs need human blood to stay alive, and only the tawny, bucktoothed Nea (Long) is brave enough to fight back. With the help of a good-guy terminator (a slumming Kristofferson, who spends half the movie cut in half), she attempts to kickbox her way to victory. The only things that distinguish Knights, this Conanesque cheapie, are some impressive color-tinted photography and a lack of nudity unusual for the genre. C+