1 Roger Clinton
The First Lounge Act. By the end of the week, there’ll be a tip snifter on the White House piano.
2 King Fu — The Legend Continues
Life is like TV, Grasshopper. You know what’s going to happen, and you watch it anyway.
3 Class of ’96
And not one of them is there on an acting scholarship.
The nanny’s taking Woody’s side. Who’s she going to work for now — Zoë Baird?
5 Sears catalog demis
Victoria’s Secret can make money in mail order, but Sears can’t? They should have made Craftsman negligees.
6 Clinton’s fast-food habit
Oh-so-sophisticated reporters laughing at the way most Americans eat. And they think politicians are out of touch?
7 Loaded Weapon 1
Emilio Estevez in a spoof of Lethal Weapon. You mean Lethal Weapon 3 wasn’t?
8 California floods
There’s a lesson here. Not everyone should pray for rain at the same time.
9 Hillary’s office
So what are her critics saying — a woman can have a bed in the White House — but not a desk?
10 Bob Costas
May leave late-night TV. Joe Franklin is killing him.
11 The Super Bowl
For this they had to go to college?
12 Aspen Extreme
A revealing look at the flamboyant, sex-crazed, morally corrupt lifestyle of straight white Coloradans.
13 Senator Streisand
Why? Politics is what you do when you don’t have any talent.
14 The Gore girls
Tipper’s PYTs. If only we all had the Secret Service to get our kids home by 11 on school nights.
15 The Crying Game
Good word of fanny. You can’t get a seat for love or money.