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American Standard

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Unlike the veggie burger dripping ketchup on American Standard‘s cover, the music of Mary’s Danish doesn’t promise what it can’t deliver. But it stinks just the same. This L.A. band’s third album cites the standard hip causes — abortion, animal rights, Greenpeace — when, in a really moral world, they’d be searching for decent music teachers. D+