When does cool become cold? Sometimes all it takes is a bad movie, or a bad attitude, or the feeling that the thrill is gone, gone gone, Talk about chilling-the selections on this page are pure ice.
Nothing tireder than beating a dead conquistador.
Clubs, coke, yams, minimalist writers, geeky guys all in black — even Jay McInerney knows enough to come in out of the snow.
Including high fives, power fists, V’s-for-peace (still favored by Ringo Starr, which is a temperature tip-off).
Anything Skewered in The Player
You can kiss Range Rovers and designer bottled water goodbye.
It’s the gold tooth, the greasy hair, the whole fetid gestalt.
Any Original Still Living Cast Member of Saturday Night Live
Danny, Chevy, Laraine. Hey, excu-u-se us.
Tattooed, Pierced, and Otherwise Mutilated Body Parts
Except on Roseanne Arnold.
Cast Changes To Shore Up Ailing TV Series
Julia Duffy did not redo Designing Women. A new cast did not wow L.A. Law juries.
Overbearing Political Correctness
And related benefiteers. (Do you really want to eat something called Rainforest Crunch?)
A hard left jab to Rocky and his fellow contenders
Time to put away those decoder rings in the Overgrown-Boys Club.
Frank Stallone sort of sings, Jim Belushi sort of acts, Christopher Penn sort of exists in the shadow of ultra-classy Sean.
Taking Oneself Too Seriously
Woody Allen lost in shadows and fog. Bette Midler for the birds. Lighten up.
Rambling, Unprepared Awards Acceptance Speeches
Downright rude. Stop it. (And, um, er, ah, that, um, includes you, Jonathan Demme.)
Unless they’re homophobic politicians.
Ice Cube, Ice-T, Vanilla Ice
These tags are frozen stiff.