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The Commitments

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The Commitments

type:
Music
Current Status:
In Season
performer:
Robert Arkins, Maria Doyle, Andrew Strong
Producers:
MCA
genre:
Rock, Soundtracks

We gave it a D-

Theatrical singing is about diction; soul music is about words sung so passionately it doesn’t matter if you can understand them. The Commitments might have been able to distract you with dialogue and motion on-screen, but without the visuals, their essential hollowness overwhelms all other considerations. Maria Doyle sort of copes with the teen-pop breathiness of Mary Wells’ ”Bye Bye Baby,” but asking her to dig into the deep soul of Aretha’s ”I Never Loved a Man” is one of the stupidest wastes of human energy since the Charge of the Light Brigade. And the male vocals are totally hopeless — when Robert Arkins reaches for falsetto shrieks at the end of ”Slip Away,” he sounds like a rabbit with a punctured lung, and Andrew Strong’s most credible moment is proving that ”call me Mr. Pitiful” can be a god-awful pun. But I suppose The Commitments — whose album leapt into Billboard‘s top 10 — will content the growing number of people who prefer the hollow excesses of Michael Bolton to the genuine soulfulness of, say, Ray Charles. D-

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